Anonymous asked: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

David [Bowie] quietly tells me, ‘You know, I’ve had so much sex and drugs that I can’t believe I’m still alive,’ and I loudly tell him, ‘You know, I’ve had SO LITTLE sex and drugs that I can’t believe I’m still alive.

September 14 201410·05 pm5,815 notes
Morrissey, Autobiography  (via leftbehindandsour)

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My father broke my heart long before any boy had the chance to.

September 14 201409·22 pm182,264 notes

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

Female BAMFs Throughout History

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susie-thumb:

not only did I thrift 2 pairs of black booties and these awesome slouchy vintage boots I found this sweater with my first and middle name printed on the tag. CRAZY!  (at fatchelorette pad )
September 13 201410·30 pm11 notes

susie-thumb:

not only did I thrift 2 pairs of black booties and these awesome slouchy vintage boots I found this sweater with my first and middle name printed on the tag. CRAZY! (at fatchelorette pad )

September 13 201410·28 pm25,744 notes

John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990)

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September 13 201410·21 pm108,524 notes

lovelie-bones:

freexcitizen:

friskydrisky:

PornHub Comments part 2

In conclusion, it’s hard to type with one hand

I’m laughing so fucking hard

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